Het dagelijkse ritueel van een dramatisch einde [17:06 ] #0136
Imagine if you will: sitting at the Pathé 1, watching the premiere of a highly
entertaining, beautifully crafted, fully digital animation film on a screen as
wide as they come.
Nog even en hij blijft closed.
Tom maakt tijd voor een sanitaire stop
[17:03 ]
#0134
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
RAPE!! The destruction of A Bug's Life
[16:59 ]
#0133
Then imagine that right as the film builds to its climax, IT GETS HORRIBLY AND
UNSPEAKABLY MUTILATED BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING BUFFOONS WHO FELT THAT IT WOULD BE
A NICE FUCKING TREAT TO SUDDENLY SWITCH TO THE FUCKING DUTCH-DUBBED
VERSION!!!
That's right folks. I ain't kiddin' ya. 80 Minutes into the film, all those
great voices, wonderfully done by some of America's finest actors, were
suddenly, irrevocably and without warning replaced by the voices of NO-TALENT
FUCKS WHOSE MAIN CONTRIBUTION TO DUTCH CULTURE IS VOICE OVER WORK ON
LOW-BUDGET SUNDAY MORNING TELEVISION OR TAMPON ADS!!!
Therefore, we simply ask if the person or persons responsible for this error
of judgement make themselves known. We have a nice lynch mob waiting for
you.
Thank you and we hope to hear from you soon.
Yours annoyedly,
PROJECT A
Mooie vrouw, maakt niet zo'n mooie foto van zichzelf!
[16:53 ]
#0132
Franka Potente (Lola van Lola Rennt) en one of the music directors of the film acting like complete dorks on their own photograph.
Review: Plus qu'hier, moins que demain
[01:25 ]
#0131
DIRECTION: Laurent Achard
CAST: Martin Mihelich, Laetitia Legrix, Mireille Roussel, Pascal Cervo, Lily Boulogne
Typical french movie about a typical french family who are having typical french problems. Very nice shots and funny story.
Hubert
Review: A Bug's Life
[01:15 ]
#0130
DIRECTION: John Lasseter
SCENARIO: Andrew Stanton, Donald McEnery & Bob Shaw
CAMERA: Sharon Calahan
CAST: voices: Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Hayden Panettiere, Phyllis Diller
Woooow, incredible cool computer generated animation movie about an ant colony who has to cope with some grasshoppers. story line which could be told in 5 minutes, but this movie is about the graphics. Cool voices like Kevin Spacey, but hey..... what the hell is this? The last ten minutes of the movie was in fukking Dutch! Who came up with this lame idea. Another lamer who we can send to this abandoned island near the southpole. It's going to get crowded over there!
Hubert
Review: Plus qu'hier, moins que demain
[01:22 ]
#0129
DIRECTOR: Laurent Achard
CAST: Martin Mihelich, Laetitia Legrix, Mireille Roussel, Pascal Cervo, Lily Boulogne
A completely natural and very French French film that is absolutely brilliant in showing a day or two in a family/smalltown life. Never melodramatic, very accurate in showing a distanced but compelling view on the complexity of family relations.
The return of beautiful though sad daughter Sonja messes up what is apparently hidden. You can see, smell, feel everything without getting involved with one of the characters in particular, without getting taken away by the script. It's so good acted that you don't think it's acted, the scenery is fantastic and it's beautifully filmed.
The French Real Life TM, with emphasis on real life.
By far the best film I saw at the iffr and a splendid festival-movie. A must see for those who want to be surprised by something completely different, by the absolutely natural. I fear you want get another chance to see it.
kolonel
Waar zitten ze? [00:00 ] #000XX
0945 Shabondama Elegy
1230 303/Fear/Faith/Revenge
1445 Friendly Fire
1645 Forget the Film, Watch the Titles
2015 Rush Hour (Jackie Chan!!!!! dus daar gaat de hele Project A equipe
naartoe!)
2230 the Last Days Of Disco
0015 Nacht vd extravaganza, met:
- surprisefilm 2
- Portland Street Blues
- Another Day in Paradise
- The Acid House09:45 Ve1 The Big Swap
12:30 Pa1 Buffalo 66
16:30 Ve2 Ikinai
20:00 Pa1 Rush Hour
22:30 Pa5 Another Day in Paradise
???night of the extravanganza?????? 20:15 Pa1 Rush Hour
22:30 Pa1 the last days of disco
00:15 Lux Nacht van de Extravaganza